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OMG Curiosity.
1 min read
I am very curious as to who visits my page almost every day… like who the heck finds my deviantART anyways? Fo' real. This crap is never updated, so why are you even bothering looking at my page?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
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OMG No.
1 min read
Hi, hello. I need to draw something before I go crazy. Also, I have no idea who I'm telling this to since all of my followers are dead and if anyone watches me, that's pretty awesome because I thought I just put stuff up here to insure that whenever my computer dies and everything is lost, at least some of it will be on here. Plus, I can put my thoughts on said drawings here. Can't really do that if I just save it on my computer.
EDIT: The comment below is not valid. I uploaded this and... it said no. It said, "JK, you can't have a customizable skin because you suck."
[[When did this skin thing for journals happen? I thought you had to pay to do this crap.
Magic happens, man. Magic happens.]]
EDIT: The comment below is not valid. I uploaded this and... it said no. It said, "JK, you can't have a customizable skin because you suck."
[[When did this skin thing for journals happen? I thought you had to pay to do this crap.
Magic happens, man. Magic happens.]]
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OMG Oh.
1 min read
Hi.
I needed to update my journal.
Also, I removed all of my deviations from storage.
I needed to update my journal.
Also, I removed all of my deviations from storage.
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OMG READDDD.
1 min read
Whoever gets the 2000th pageview gets a picture. ;0
So... just tell me if you get it. And I'll draw you whatever you want~. :>
EDIT:
Okay, nevermind, since I somehow reached it in a few seconds. ._. Let's make it... the 2,025.
So... just tell me if you get it. And I'll draw you whatever you want~. :>
EDIT:
Okay, nevermind, since I somehow reached it in a few seconds. ._. Let's make it... the 2,025.
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OMG I are be Bamboo?
8 min read
[x] - You like cheese.
[ ] - You hate peanuts. [I hate peanut 'butter', but not peanuts. 8D]
[ ] - You agree that this quiz is random.
[x] - You have farted today. [D: OMG THAT QUESTION. No one wants to say whether they farted today or not. ;_; Unless you're my brother.. or... fart obsessed.. >_>]
[x] - You have choked on something. [It was on an orange piece. In a Chinese restaurant. My dad had to give me the Heimlich.]
[ ] - You are a writer. [I've said that I wanted to write something before, but I wouldn't consider myself a writer.]
[ ] - You smoke
[x] - You like to swim.
[x] - You have farted more than once today. [OMG, IT'S NATURAL. ;_; And if you put no for the farting questions, then obviously you're lying. Unless.. you try really hard to hold a fart in.]
[x] - You like ice cream.
TOTAL SO FAR = 6
[x] - You have lied more than 10 times. [Well, more than likely, yeah. Though I don't like to lie at all. I'm not a liar. D:]
[ ] - You are an only child.
[ ] - You have more than 3 pets. [I have exactly three pets? So I guess that doesn't count?]
[ ] - You prefer water to other drinks. [I've been trying to stay away from carbonated drinks because I believe they do something funny to me, but honestly, water just tastes gross and makes me make faces every time I drink it. :<]
[ ] - You are an alcoholic.
[x] - You are under 20 years old.
[ ] - You are over 30 years old.
[ ] - You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[ ] - You like jewelery.
[ ] - Your favorite music genre is rock.
TOTAL SO FAR = 8
[ ] - You weigh more than 140 lbs. [I was close to it at some point in my life. I'm pretty sure I'm in the 130s now.]
[x] - You like pirates.
[x] - You like anime.
[x] - You are a fangirl/fanboy of something.
[ ] - You take a prescription drug every day.
[ ] - You have a job.
[x] - You live with your parents.
[ ] - You like to eat eggs.
[x] - You have a religion.
[ ] - You dress stranger than other people.
TOTAL SO FAR = 13
[ ] - You have had diarrhea in the past 2 weeks.
[x] - You have eaten something odd before. [I've ate that good tasting chap stick before... it was Sweetart flavored. D: Not like.. the whole stick though. Bleh. And.. also, Play Doh. LOL. It always tasted salty. I think once before I licked this thing I made for Christmas. It was also salty.]
[ ] - You are bad at math. [I'd say I'm decent.]
[ ] - You love electronics.
[x] - Someone/something has pissed you off in the past week.
[ ] - You cuss a lot. [Only in my head. D:]
[ ] - You believe in aliens.
[x] - You play video games.
[x] - You have low self-esteem.
[x] - You carry a purse. [Have one. But NEVER carry it around. Makes me feel awkward.]
TOTAL SO FAR = 18
[ ] - You like flowers.
[ ] - You are a Capricorn or a Scorpio.
[ ] - You have used tarot before.
[ ] - You believe in ghosts.
[ ] - You think *The-Fun-Group is awesome. [I don't even know what that is. >:0]
[x] - You like =Fotus9's horoscopes better than *An-Unsure-Thing's [I don't know what that is either, but I just wanted to put an X anyways. 8D]
[ ] - You thought today's funny saying was really funny.
[ ] - You have gotten one of the daily riddles right.
[x] - You have gotten in/came close to being in a fist fight.
TOTAL SO FAR = 20
[ ] - You like fire. [Too hot.]
[ ] - You have fainted or passed out before. [I've always wanted that to happen to me..]
[ ] - You have a high school diploma. [Working on it?! 8D]
[x] - You live in America. [Home of the domesticated hobo.]
[ ] - You use hand sanitizer a lot.
[ ] - You consider yourself a nerd.
[ ] - You have tried chewing tobacco.
[ ] - You are a conspiracy theorist. [I'm not sure what that means..? And I don't feel like looking it up.]
[ ] - You sleep in the nude.
TOTAL SO FAR = 21
[x] - You have imagined yourself being famous. [And I didn't like it.]
[x] - You own a stuffed animal.
[ ] - You like watermelon. [Sugar water taste, YUCK.]
[ ] - You live in Europe.
[ ] - You have a fetish for something.
[x] - You fidget a lot.
[ ] - You agree that this quiz has nothing to do with anything.
[ ] - You won't re-post this quiz.
[x] - You have your own personal computer and don't share one.
[x] - You have a brother.
TOTAL SO FAR = 26
[x] - You can cook well. [I suppose..]
[ ] - You like to party.
[x] - You are a bad dancer.
[ ] - You are a professional dancer.
[x] - You have crossed paths with a black cat.
[ ] - You have a friend that you think is crazy.
[x] - You have under 10 good, close friends.
[ ] - You are anticipating your answer to this quiz.
[x] - You have run away from something. [Whenever I play tag, sure? 8D]
[ ] - You have watched the movie: "X Men 3". [There's a third one? LOL.]
TOTAL SO FAR = 31
[ ] - You like to mix soft drinks together.
[ ] - You have done an odd experiment. [Just labs in Science class.]
[x] - People have stared at you oddly in public. [:<]
[x] - Your grandmother(s) are still alive.
[ ] - You have a step-mom or dad.
[ ] - You hate to be tagged.
[ ] - You have been a member to dA for under 3 months.
[ ] - You have a dA subscription.
[x] - Your hair is brown. [Is there something wrong with that?! ;_;]
[x] - You love to eat candy. [SWEETARTSSSSS.]
TOTAL SO FAR = 35
[x] - You have dressed up for Halloween.
[ ] - You love cats.
[ ] - You have a quirky personality.
[ ] - You are a coffee addict.
[ ] - You live near a body of water.
[ ] - You have had a toothache.
[ ] - You currently have to go to the bathroom.
[x] - You like reading others' answers to "What would you do?". [Uhhh.... I'm not sure if that's referring to something else or just... being direct.. but.. sure?]
[ ] - You are a vegetarian/vegan.
[ ] - You use the term: "Epic Fail". [Not... really..?]
GRAND TOTAL = 37
0-25 = A spaceship.
26 = Corn.
27 = The Chosen One.
28 = A donkey.
29 = Flashlight.
30 = Weed.
31 = Stalker.
32 = Poodle.
33 = A turd.
34 = Pacifier.
35 = Chili.
36 = A continent.
37 = Bamboo.
38 = A Nissan Skyline.
39 = Pedophile.
40 = A rather large and smelly fish.
41 = Parachute.
42 = Mob of angry sheep.
43 = A clone of yourself.
44 = A mortified chocolate deer antler.
45 = Pincushion.
46 = Toilet seat.
47 = Ninja.
48 = Psycho passion fruit.
49 = Yellow snow.
50 = Flammable.
51 = A poison Easter basket.
52 = A dirty diaper.
53 = Mammary gland.
54 = A moose humping a guardrail.
55 = An illegal immigrant.
56 = Tofu.
57 = Microscopic testicle fuzz.
58 = Staple gun.
59 = Tail feather.
60 = A white rapper.
61 = A shotgun shell.
62 = Sexy as hell.
63 = A popcorn fart.
64 = A rusty, herpes infected needle.
65 = Fortune cookie.
66 = Barack Obama.
67 = Chinchilla.
68 = Weapon of mass destruction.
69 = An epic failure at everything.
70 = Sweat.
71 = Naughty nymphomaniac.
72 = Bicycle tire.
73 = A semi-proportionate and anonymous fish scale.
74 = The Bubonic Plague.
75 = Turkey.
76 = Amoeba.
77 = A lice-infected hobo.
78 = The ruler of all evil.
79 = Horny toad.
80 = Fairy Godmother.
81 = Tuba.
82 = Anorexic llama capillary.
83 = Moldy snot.
84 = Miley Cyrus wannabe.
85 = Doppelganger.
86 = Future porn star.
87 = Unnatural disaster.
88 = Statistical database.
89 = Genital lice.
90 = Rocket launcher.
91 = Ruby vomit.
92 = Maggot.
93 = Selfish antagonistic poofing cat.
94 = Pudding.
95 = A gravy train.
96 = Santa Claus.
97 = Paris Hilton's big toe.
98 = Decaying insect corpse.
99 = Blood bank.
100 = Freak of nature and humanity
[ ] - You hate peanuts. [I hate peanut 'butter', but not peanuts. 8D]
[ ] - You agree that this quiz is random.
[x] - You have farted today. [D: OMG THAT QUESTION. No one wants to say whether they farted today or not. ;_; Unless you're my brother.. or... fart obsessed.. >_>]
[x] - You have choked on something. [It was on an orange piece. In a Chinese restaurant. My dad had to give me the Heimlich.]
[ ] - You are a writer. [I've said that I wanted to write something before, but I wouldn't consider myself a writer.]
[ ] - You smoke
[x] - You like to swim.
[x] - You have farted more than once today. [OMG, IT'S NATURAL. ;_; And if you put no for the farting questions, then obviously you're lying. Unless.. you try really hard to hold a fart in.]
[x] - You like ice cream.
TOTAL SO FAR = 6
[x] - You have lied more than 10 times. [Well, more than likely, yeah. Though I don't like to lie at all. I'm not a liar. D:]
[ ] - You are an only child.
[ ] - You have more than 3 pets. [I have exactly three pets? So I guess that doesn't count?]
[ ] - You prefer water to other drinks. [I've been trying to stay away from carbonated drinks because I believe they do something funny to me, but honestly, water just tastes gross and makes me make faces every time I drink it. :<]
[ ] - You are an alcoholic.
[x] - You are under 20 years old.
[ ] - You are over 30 years old.
[ ] - You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[ ] - You like jewelery.
[ ] - Your favorite music genre is rock.
TOTAL SO FAR = 8
[ ] - You weigh more than 140 lbs. [I was close to it at some point in my life. I'm pretty sure I'm in the 130s now.]
[x] - You like pirates.
[x] - You like anime.
[x] - You are a fangirl/fanboy of something.
[ ] - You take a prescription drug every day.
[ ] - You have a job.
[x] - You live with your parents.
[ ] - You like to eat eggs.
[x] - You have a religion.
[ ] - You dress stranger than other people.
TOTAL SO FAR = 13
[ ] - You have had diarrhea in the past 2 weeks.
[x] - You have eaten something odd before. [I've ate that good tasting chap stick before... it was Sweetart flavored. D: Not like.. the whole stick though. Bleh. And.. also, Play Doh. LOL. It always tasted salty. I think once before I licked this thing I made for Christmas. It was also salty.]
[ ] - You are bad at math. [I'd say I'm decent.]
[ ] - You love electronics.
[x] - Someone/something has pissed you off in the past week.
[ ] - You cuss a lot. [Only in my head. D:]
[ ] - You believe in aliens.
[x] - You play video games.
[x] - You have low self-esteem.
[x] - You carry a purse. [Have one. But NEVER carry it around. Makes me feel awkward.]
TOTAL SO FAR = 18
[ ] - You like flowers.
[ ] - You are a Capricorn or a Scorpio.
[ ] - You have used tarot before.
[ ] - You believe in ghosts.
[ ] - You think *The-Fun-Group is awesome. [I don't even know what that is. >:0]
[x] - You like =Fotus9's horoscopes better than *An-Unsure-Thing's [I don't know what that is either, but I just wanted to put an X anyways. 8D]
[ ] - You thought today's funny saying was really funny.
[ ] - You have gotten one of the daily riddles right.
[x] - You have gotten in/came close to being in a fist fight.
TOTAL SO FAR = 20
[ ] - You like fire. [Too hot.]
[ ] - You have fainted or passed out before. [I've always wanted that to happen to me..]
[ ] - You have a high school diploma. [Working on it?! 8D]
[x] - You live in America. [Home of the domesticated hobo.]
[ ] - You use hand sanitizer a lot.
[ ] - You consider yourself a nerd.
[ ] - You have tried chewing tobacco.
[ ] - You are a conspiracy theorist. [I'm not sure what that means..? And I don't feel like looking it up.]
[ ] - You sleep in the nude.
TOTAL SO FAR = 21
[x] - You have imagined yourself being famous. [And I didn't like it.]
[x] - You own a stuffed animal.
[ ] - You like watermelon. [Sugar water taste, YUCK.]
[ ] - You live in Europe.
[ ] - You have a fetish for something.
[x] - You fidget a lot.
[ ] - You agree that this quiz has nothing to do with anything.
[ ] - You won't re-post this quiz.
[x] - You have your own personal computer and don't share one.
[x] - You have a brother.
TOTAL SO FAR = 26
[x] - You can cook well. [I suppose..]
[ ] - You like to party.
[x] - You are a bad dancer.
[ ] - You are a professional dancer.
[x] - You have crossed paths with a black cat.
[ ] - You have a friend that you think is crazy.
[x] - You have under 10 good, close friends.
[ ] - You are anticipating your answer to this quiz.
[x] - You have run away from something. [Whenever I play tag, sure? 8D]
[ ] - You have watched the movie: "X Men 3". [There's a third one? LOL.]
TOTAL SO FAR = 31
[ ] - You like to mix soft drinks together.
[ ] - You have done an odd experiment. [Just labs in Science class.]
[x] - People have stared at you oddly in public. [:<]
[x] - Your grandmother(s) are still alive.
[ ] - You have a step-mom or dad.
[ ] - You hate to be tagged.
[ ] - You have been a member to dA for under 3 months.
[ ] - You have a dA subscription.
[x] - Your hair is brown. [Is there something wrong with that?! ;_;]
[x] - You love to eat candy. [SWEETARTSSSSS.]
TOTAL SO FAR = 35
[x] - You have dressed up for Halloween.
[ ] - You love cats.
[ ] - You have a quirky personality.
[ ] - You are a coffee addict.
[ ] - You live near a body of water.
[ ] - You have had a toothache.
[ ] - You currently have to go to the bathroom.
[x] - You like reading others' answers to "What would you do?". [Uhhh.... I'm not sure if that's referring to something else or just... being direct.. but.. sure?]
[ ] - You are a vegetarian/vegan.
[ ] - You use the term: "Epic Fail". [Not... really..?]
GRAND TOTAL = 37
0-25 = A spaceship.
26 = Corn.
27 = The Chosen One.
28 = A donkey.
29 = Flashlight.
30 = Weed.
31 = Stalker.
32 = Poodle.
33 = A turd.
34 = Pacifier.
35 = Chili.
36 = A continent.
37 = Bamboo.
38 = A Nissan Skyline.
39 = Pedophile.
40 = A rather large and smelly fish.
41 = Parachute.
42 = Mob of angry sheep.
43 = A clone of yourself.
44 = A mortified chocolate deer antler.
45 = Pincushion.
46 = Toilet seat.
47 = Ninja.
48 = Psycho passion fruit.
49 = Yellow snow.
50 = Flammable.
51 = A poison Easter basket.
52 = A dirty diaper.
53 = Mammary gland.
54 = A moose humping a guardrail.
55 = An illegal immigrant.
56 = Tofu.
57 = Microscopic testicle fuzz.
58 = Staple gun.
59 = Tail feather.
60 = A white rapper.
61 = A shotgun shell.
62 = Sexy as hell.
63 = A popcorn fart.
64 = A rusty, herpes infected needle.
65 = Fortune cookie.
66 = Barack Obama.
67 = Chinchilla.
68 = Weapon of mass destruction.
69 = An epic failure at everything.
70 = Sweat.
71 = Naughty nymphomaniac.
72 = Bicycle tire.
73 = A semi-proportionate and anonymous fish scale.
74 = The Bubonic Plague.
75 = Turkey.
76 = Amoeba.
77 = A lice-infected hobo.
78 = The ruler of all evil.
79 = Horny toad.
80 = Fairy Godmother.
81 = Tuba.
82 = Anorexic llama capillary.
83 = Moldy snot.
84 = Miley Cyrus wannabe.
85 = Doppelganger.
86 = Future porn star.
87 = Unnatural disaster.
88 = Statistical database.
89 = Genital lice.
90 = Rocket launcher.
91 = Ruby vomit.
92 = Maggot.
93 = Selfish antagonistic poofing cat.
94 = Pudding.
95 = A gravy train.
96 = Santa Claus.
97 = Paris Hilton's big toe.
98 = Decaying insect corpse.
99 = Blood bank.
100 = Freak of nature and humanity
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